Oh, patron saint of Cincinnati foods, nobody may goetta you, but I bet I do.

With pinhead oats and sausage too… I’ll eat you alongside my favorite Rhinegeist brew.

Once for the poor, but always rich in taste… when I eat you, I always make haste.

I’ll mix you with syrup and eat you with mac… I’ll eat you on pizza as a midday snack.

When outsiders come through and ask for food tips, I have to say “come on man, goetta grip.”

For Skyline is great, and Graeters is greater, but goetta will always be best, so sorry haters.

Now I will leave you readers to finish the rest, so go eat and write your own ode at Goetta Fest.

Matt Teaford is a meatatarian, craft beer enthusiast, and follower of his spirit animal, which he believes to be a Kodiak Bear. He can often be found hiking in the backwoods of Kentucky or bragging about both his hometown of Cincinnati and expansive knowledge of music. Except Polka. He knows nothing about Polka.

Matt founded CityNova because he wants people to experience life for all that it’s worth. He also thinks that nap time should be offered by all employers. Since he found no such opportunity, he thought a startup might be his best chance.

He’s also a political Independent who vies for true transparency and accountability in government, but that’s neither here nor there…



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