It’s a cold, rainy evening. You’ve just crushed your twelve page paper for that class with the monotone professor that has way too many opinions. You think “hey, maybe I should celebrate by treating myself with some cookies.” You open to cabinet only to find that YOUR ROOMMATE ATE ALL OF THE COOKIES. That witch. She’ll get an earful tomorrow. Now, it’s late and you’re probably feeling pretty lazy (we get you), and the nearest grocery store isn’t 24 hours. God forbid you have to take the trip to see the people of Walmart at 1 A.M. anyway.
Fear not, though! There’s an incredible shop of cookie magic that’s near many campuses across America. Not only that, but they also BRING THE COOKIES TO YOU. Is this real life, you ask? Yes, and this is mandatory knowledge for every incoming freshman across the country: Insomnia Cookies will deliver unbelievable, delicious cookies to you pretty much any time you want them. Oh, and they have every style you could ever want to. These are incredible times, people.
With everything from classics to Chocolate Chip an Oatmeal Raisin to adventurous choices such as Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup and Double Chocolate Mint, there’s no way to go wrong with the cookies. But, brace yourselves, it gets even better from there. Not only do they have cookies, but they have a number of other ridiculous treats as well. They also have ice cream, ice cream sandwiches formed between two cookies, and brownies, too. So, basically, Insomnia is dessert heaven on Earth.
It doesn’t matter if you’re a stoner with the munchies, a college student with a sweet tooth, or simply someone who worships cookies like a deity, they have you covered on all angles. With affordable boxes of a cacophony of cookies and quick delivery times, you’re never far from bliss thanks to Insomnia, and we appreciate whoever thought of this brilliant idea. So, to whoever formed the company: Thank you. Our lives are better because of you.
What’s your favorite way to experience Insomnia? Let people know what you get in the comments!