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A couple of weeks ago, the Cincinnati Enquirer rustled some jimmies by making a presidential endorsement that wasn’t popular with a number of its readers. So we, being a media source, decided that we’d go ahead and throw our hats in the ring for an endorsement and explain our logic just as they did. With many outcries from people for not having a “good choice” to vote for this election cycle, we have to admit that we thought so as well. That was, of course, until we had a stark realization: We, as Ohioans, need to come together to make America tasty again by endorsing the Grippo’s/Graeter’s ticket in 2016.

How we decided…

When you have a delusional, narcissistic, orange-faced windbag (thanks Rand Paul) and one of the most corrupt, immoral politicians of all time going head-to-head in a matchup for Leader of the Free World, you only have one option: Drink yourself silly and go into the poll box; casting your ballot only when completely liquored up so that you can blame the alcohol for your sickness after voting for one of these fine, upstanding choices…

Or, what you could do is make a better choice like us. We’re endorsing Grippo’s/Graeter’s because this entire election cycle, and most of politics really, has been nothing short of tasteless. Spicing it up with some BBQ Grippo’s and cooling off with the smooth, refreshing taste of Graeter’s Black Raspberry Chip will be exactly what the doctor ordered.

The best of both worlds…

With the bold, spicy, liberal tastes in BBQ Grippo’s and the smooth, trustworthy and relatable values of the ever-lovable Graeter’s, it was an easy choice for us. The zingers from Grippo’s are a refreshing change from the typical lines that are constantly spewed out by the average politicians. Meanwhile, Graeter’s knows how to get creative with its multitude of flavors, but we know we can always count on it to be good and work for the average American. They may be different, but in the best way possible.¬†They balance each other out perfectly and will lead us toward a much tastier future.

Matt Teaford is a meatatarian, craft beer enthusiast, and follower of his spirit animal, which he believes to be a Kodiak Bear. He can often be found hiking in the backwoods of Kentucky or bragging about both his hometown of Cincinnati and expansive knowledge of music. Except Polka. He knows nothing about Polka.

Matt founded CityNova because he wants people to experience life for all that it’s worth. He also thinks that nap time should be offered by all employers. Since he found no such opportunity, he thought a startup might be his best chance.

He’s also a political Independent who vies for true transparency and accountability in government, but that’s neither here nor there…

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