What’s a Queen without her King, right? Or someone who thinks himself a King. Here are a few reasons why “The Donald” would love our city:
1. Bengals Orange
Although he’d hate to blend in with the crowd at the game, he’d definitely get behind the team’s bold colors, which ironically match his face.
2. Great American Tower
There’s room for his name to be placed on the tiara, right? Oh, and he’s already a “Great American.”
3. Salsa on The Square
After all, Donald REALLY loves Hispanics!
4. The Streetcar
True, Republicans aren’t too hot on it so far, but bear with us here as we paint a picture for you. It hasn’t been named yet. Two words: Trump Car.
5. The Fact That He’ll Be So Close to P&G’s Nioxin
Forget Hair Club for Men! Trump would love to be close to the source of the latest and greatest hair regrowth treatment for when that Toupee thins out!
6. The Serpentine Wall in Newport
Because apparently he really, really loves walls.
7. He’d Get Behind Making The Reds “Great Again”
Never to turn down a challenge, he’d be ready to turn around the worst team in the league. He may be our last hope… and that’s saying something.
Don’t forget to check out 7 Reasons Why Hillary Clinton Would Love Cincinnati and 7 Reasons Why Bernie Sanders Would Love Cincinnati!
What else would Donald Trump love about Cincinnati? Let us know in the comments below!