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Upon collapsing yesterday after having battled pneumonia for the better part of a week, Hillary Clinton emerged outside again with more alacrity than ever before; prompting many to question if the pneumonia was gone or if it had ever existed in the first place.

Upon further investigation, we found that pneumonia had been missing for nearly two days; and was seen being thrown into the back of a van after the Democratic Nominee’s collapse. While there’s still great speculation on the whereabouts of pneumonia, many doubt its return.

Whether it’s gone into hiding or foul play is to blame for its disappearance, one thing’s for sure: You don’t mess with some of the most powerful people on the planet and come out on the winning side.

Matt Teaford is a meatatarian, craft beer enthusiast, and follower of his spirit animal, which he believes to be a Kodiak Bear. He can often be found hiking in the backwoods of Kentucky or bragging about both his hometown of Cincinnati and expansive knowledge of music. Except Polka. He knows nothing about Polka.

Matt founded CityNova because he wants people to experience life for all that it’s worth. He also thinks that nap time should be offered by all employers. Since he found no such opportunity, he thought a startup might be his best chance.

He’s also a political Independent who vies for true transparency and accountability in government, but that’s neither here nor there…

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